How Peeta REALLY lost his leg
Peeta: Man, it sure is great to take a walk through the Capital Park woods at night while Katniss is still unconscious.
Shia LaBeouf: *rustle in the bushes*
Peeta: What was that?
*Bear trap goes off*:
Peeta: AW! My leg's stuck in this trap! Someone, help!
Shia LaBeouf: I'll help!
Peeta: Oh no, actual cannibal, Shia LaBeouf!
Shia LaBeouf: I've eaten your bread, Peeta. Now I eat YOU!
Peeta: NOOOO!
